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VONHELTON : UPDATE- VON IS BROKE | LIGHTS SHUTTING OFF
VONHELTON : UPDATE- VON IS BROKE | LIGHTS SHUTTING OFF
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When the hell did Von become friends with Kermit the Frog!?
Cyraxx has received his trophy, he showed off the official 2023 Golden Lulzcow on Marty’s last stream, said he’d received it “randomly in the mail last week”. 👍😀
The cherrie on top of the shit abyss has never been so close! I'm thinking 15+ yrs of failure for this greasy obese hillbilly. Exciting times!
Stinky takes an L
Sisko took down the video.
I can’t listen to this idiot. There are so many resources available and he is just that lazy and incompetent.
Von is allergic to job applications. It's his Kryptonite.
Every time he said…"my God-damned kids"…he cursed them. But what does he care??
Btw Secular, I'll love you forever if you take Screaming Emo off your superchart alerts. He scares the shit outta me 🙏
What he said about the power company is wrong,at least here in northern Florida I remember one year when my husband and I both got laid off,we called the electric company and they absolutely 100% worked with us.Von doesn't want solutions he just wants money in his dry,crusty,ashy hands! He needs some fkn lotion.
He never wants to help himself. Everyone else would phone the power company and arrange something. You don't get your power turned off by missing just one bill, right? Suggest a reasonable solution other than giving him your own money and he'll just shout at you and call you a dumbass.
He's lounging around without a care in the world bcos he knows some sucker will bail him out. He's never had to worry about bills bcos Ma Alice always paid them. That 30k didnt last long.
If Von had broke the story about Haitian cannibals he'd be screaming at us. But bcos someone else said it he's like… oh well it's just the capital where they're eating people not the whole country…meanwhile, zombie apocalypse. This guy, honestly.
Ummm I've never heard a Brit say bow locks.
Now we do say bollocks though
Send him movie prop money
As Mr Todd M says:- "Remember Von is always wrong"
Also, no one in FIZAKELL GELL yet?
"They've taken everything from me, but I'm still here!" – The DSP defense. What kind of life is that?!
Test
Look at Von be right about free speech. Well even broke clocks are right twice a day
He is 💩 his pants that's why he wears diapers…..
The tax man cometh…
@19:15 Is the best part. Brings me back to the old days where von ebegged and called the cash donations: "gifts of love".
Von saying the gods tell him “you still win” is just Von talking to himself in his head trying to convince himself everything will turn out ok and he doesn’t need to lift a finger. He is that delusional. I think in a few days he is going to have a rude awakening. I wonder how long he will sit in the dark with no water to flush his toilet waiting for something miraculous to save him. I’ve never in my life seen anyone this lazy. I think he’s worse than Rev. At least Rev got a job at burger king even if it was for a few days or weeks.. I don’t see Von ever doing that even if he is thrown out on the street. I wonder if we will get to hear what happens to him. I think if there’s any way for him to get online though he will do it.
The joke goes like this:
<Hardy>"Hey, can you loan me $20?"
<Laurel>"I only have $10"
<Hardy>Well, gimme the $10 and you can owe me the other $10!"
Sisko is one of the derpiest idiots these guys associate with
So, I looked up "Crane Creek Rd" in Manchester. I didn't know there was a "Frost Cemetary". Is that where his mom was buried? I are confused.
not sure if anyone caught it, or said anything about it (sorry for being so chatty in here) but "The Sisko" said he viewed Von as an "Uncle-type figure" in the side chat there, did no one ever ask him to pay for Von's bills since he is so dear to The Sisko like Family?
for the record, the term for Sisko is "A hoser" the term hoser comes from those that uses hoses to divert gasoline from the tank of a car into a container to fill their own to get gasoline for free, and all the gasoline fumes make them crazy, hence "are you stupid or just a hoser?"
it will be hilarious to see him on stream only to have the power go out live. the last thing you hear from Von is a faint scream as the screen goes black.
“No matter what happens, you win!” Should be put on his tombstone